The Dominion of Giovanniland in TNP is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Northern Giovannilandian Ambassador with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.252 billion Giovannilandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannistadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,442 Golden Orbs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the face of the Northern Giovannilandian Ambassador is a permanent feature of the Giovannistadt skyline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giovanniland in TNP's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Giovanniland in TNP is ranked 38,506^th in the world and 1,156^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,825.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.